
For years, I have watched mums shlep their children across airports looking like missile laden pack mules traversing the Hindu Kush. And each and every time I thought, “not me.” Oh, how my mum friends would smile with that all too familiar “wait until it’s your turn” look that is half patience and half schadenfreude, when I would tell them how ridiculous I thought it was that women travelled with so much…stuff. Having been raised by a dad who insisted that even longer trips to Europe required no more than carry on – I am a master clothes roller and light packer. And no child was going to change that.
Money. Meet Mouth.
Tomorrow, during Alden’s first nap time, I will be piling him into a Green Limo, which conveniently is a car service that provides a car seat to go to the airport. The above 1 piece of carry on, 1 nappy bag and stroller are ALL I’m taking.
Yes, incredulous mum – ALL I’m taking. For 8 days in Miami!
I know what you are thinking. That I could not possibly be taking enough clothes for either of us. Rubbish. I am taking several outfits, twelve books, a rabbit, a toy car, crayons, three bottles, a bento box for the airplane snack, toiletries, nappys, wipes, bananas, avocados, kiwis, organic food pouches, powdered goats milk, books for mama and other stuff. Including a purse within my nappy bag.
In fact, green mamas actually have to take MORE, as we don’t allow our children restaurant or airplane food. Here is the high water content fruit (hydration) bento box that is currently in our freezer that I have prepared for Alden for the flight…

(This bento box is, incidentally, BPA, Phthalate and nasty bit free.)
Plus – I’m taking all this organic fruit, which needs to just get us through to lunch on Monday, when we are going to the Coral Gables Whole Foods.

Yes. I am taking ALL of that! I have heard nightmares about airport delays, so I wanted to be sure.
I am also taking powdered milk, as I don’t want to have issues with overzealous airport agents.

And these are just a FEW of the outfits that we are taking to see his great-gran…
The requisite seersucker, with linen…

A nice check…

One must have madras in Mijami…

And more linen and sailor stripes…

And a couple of suits…

Plus, all of mummy’s clothes.
And all of it, every single rollable piece, fit into my standard overhead sized duffel. The nappy bag is just for the baby things that I have to have on hand.
Oh, and my travel stroller – the G-lite – weighs less than 11 pounds! So that is easy!
In case you are wondering about his carseat and pack-n-play. I shipped them ahead, as I didn’t want to rent them – which is what most savvy light traveling parents do in major cities around the world.
I’ll buy more diapers, drinks and food at Whole Foods – rather than take a wholes week shop with me. Which is foolish. And for conventional mums – they need not even worry about that! So exactly what ARE they carrying?
Oh. A girlfriend asked me about “toys”. My poor, deprived son doesn’t watch telly or videos – so I am bringing coloring books and crayons for his airplane entertainment. I also like him to explore his surroundings – so we’ll have to find “toys”, or things to amuse, on the plane and at the hotel. (Having grown up in Florida, I am hoping that the lizard chasing and catching is as good at as is used to be.) His mama, a new environment and his curiosity should be all the “toy’s” that he needs.
So.
That’s the idea. Now. Whether I am completely delusional or not, I won’t know for a few days.
But.
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can….
-"The Green Stork" Claire Douglass is a first time Chicago mom, concerned with ever increasing data connecting childhood health issues from asthma to autism to exposure to common household toxins, chemicals and air quality – seeks to detoxify her nest, and create as green a nursery and playroom as possible.Without driving herself, or her husband, crazy. The former is going far better than the latter.